Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
