He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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