Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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