I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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