So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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