you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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