Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i now understand why vodka
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
