Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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