I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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