You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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