We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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