Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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