Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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