it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Your mouth is God's brothel.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
we're making bets on your personal life
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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