Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
