She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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