awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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