I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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