There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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