I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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