um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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