Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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