remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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