I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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