She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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