we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm always down for nudity.
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