I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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