I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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