Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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