if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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