i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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