Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This is the high leading the old right now
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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