How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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