I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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