Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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