All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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