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(919): View more from North Carolina

I thidmdmk you'gre a special person

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.

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(419): View more from Ohio

We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball

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And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity

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(+61): View more from Australia

He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.

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(406): View more from Montana

I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!

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(937): View more from Ohio

The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk

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(330): View more from Ohio

Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.

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