i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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