bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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