Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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