I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
being pregnant is like rehab
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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