woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We left an ass print on the piano.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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