..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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