I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I touched a dick in church today
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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