I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
These tits shall not be calmed
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