just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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