but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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