I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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