we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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