i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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