well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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