Quick, to the slutcave!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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