Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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