You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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