Taylor Swift is so right about you.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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