This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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