but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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