the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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